Well heres something from teh good reverend linus
http://kevan.org/johari?name=Dr. Smith
try mine out

Ok, so I'm pretty sure I'm bi-polar. Ya know way big highs and way low lows. Lately though the extent of my highs and lows have jumped and they've all centered around this one girl. I know I'm retarded, I know I should just try for something physical with her because she doesn't have any feelings to give me but like I said I'm retarded. I just wish for someone to come along and bash me in the skull with something that will bring much pain. And now it comes upon valentines day, I am of course not her only valentine but none the less the fact that I am the only one in this zip code fills me with unwarranted hope. So I will try to send her a singing valentine in hopes of wooing her. Her friend told me that she thought it would be nice to receive one. I know Its stupid of me to hold out for her but I never claimed to be all that bright. Did I mention someone needs to fucking hit me in the head.