Grar, I'm totally pissed. Fight night, the event I've been waiting for has been moved back. It will now be held on the 22nd. Oh well, it's probably for the best. It means one more week to prepare. I eagerly await the chance to wollop frat boys.

I am amazed at how quickly my penis has healed. About a week ago I snagged my dick piercing on a shag--actually let me back up a little. Last thursday I was invited by my friend Rose to a bit of strip poker at her house with her boyfriend and a girl named anna. I arrive and we chat for a while. Anna is introducing rose and her boyfriend to sexylosers--a very dirty webcomic. Then we ho upstairs and play a little cards. Anna is the first to get naked because shes on my right and everytime I win she takes something off. So eventually we all get naked and chat. By the time were done chatting its pretty early so we all lye down. Well one thing leads to another and I end up making out with anna !yay! Well were naked and rolling around and I snag my penis in the shag carpet. It tears nearly half the way out I'm bleading all over the carpet I'm in pain, I hobble over to the bathroom and patch myself up. Then I come back out and make out with anna some more.