Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Just how many knives is too many? I caught myself asking that question today when I wished I had another, one easily reachable even If I were sitting down buckled up in my car. Somewhere just inside the left breast of my coat. Now many people would say that anymore than one bladed tool upon your person at any one time is too many. I say nay, If theres a place where I can carry a bladed tool I damn well better be carrying one. To my shame as I say this I have but a meager seven blades upon me. One tucked in my boxers one in the buckle of my belt, another in the pocket of my coat and one in the pocket of my pants. And I have another two stashed away in my wallet for a rainy day. I feel as though I should have a few more. Maybe ten is a nice round number, I could live with that. Maybe 11.......................

2 comments:

Squid said...
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Squid said...

Dude, you scare me some days. Yet I somehow always feel safe and would have you as my double in any knife fight, well really could I have you as my first because I suck at the whole knife fighting thing.