Birthday wishes

With my birthday fast aproaching I have begun fantasizing about many wonderful things I will not get, but wish I would.

For starters, this beauty here would suit my needs quite nicely. This baby is the best bang for my buck tablet pc out there. Cost;
http://global.acer.com/products/tablet_pc/tmc310.htm





Next on my super duper wishlist is this.
This is the K2 kickboard, I want the one made of metal and carbon, no wood please ^_^ Cost; $163.18 http://micro-xtreme.com/shop/product_info.php?currency=USD&cPath=23&products_id=34

Next on my stupendously marvelous wishlist is this.

This is the Voyager X2 from coldsteel. It's basically a really big knife. :) Cost; $60.00

And this here is the Dahon matrix folding bicycle. Never again will I have to leave my poor defenseless bike out in the cold to be prayed upon by those rancid ass muppets who stole my last bike. No, no, with this little pretty I can just fold her up and take her home in my trunk at the end of the day. Cost; $599.95











Of course as always I really want more ink. So if anyone out there will